signs and wind dont mix...

yesterday about an hour after making a joke about a sign falling and knocking my dick to atlanta, i had a little work related accident....

i was standing there getting some bolts together to mount a 8' x 15' pylon sign weighing approx. 1500lbs, when good ol momma nature sneezed or coughed or farted and sent a gust of wind into the sign which was standing on the ground behind me. (note: i had just gotten over an eye burn from cutting steel with a torch that popped melted metal into my face where i had to wear an eye patch for a weekend) and you know that big bitch had the nerve to fall over on top of me. i was stopped from hitting the ground by a 5" x 5" steel pipe that acted like an impaler and cought me dead center in the chest.

this dude on the left is not me... its a friend of a friend who also got got in his eye with something sketchy...

a few hours later and i was out of the emergency room and on a hotel room bed. i am now on 5 different medications and scheduled to return home friday. i am too stubborn to stop working. i got off super lucky with only bruised ribs a bruised sternam and a bunch of scrapes... i also still have a vendetta against that sign. keep checking back for rad news instead of medical updates.

wide world of crimespreein

the other night i was in a store where in front of me stood a piss soaked homeless woman. she had a trench coat on which had obvious peepee stains all over it. it was incredible. i hope she lives foreever. homeless people got it made with the no bills and whatnot.



im in huntsville working on compass bank signs and da ceo is in town, i shoulda shaved. also...


if im in the vicinity of any whiskey lately, i cant help but to try and break my personal drunk record. please dont encourage it. i cant afford the happiness that jack daniels brings me. check out the house blog for some crimespree related events and whatnot. camping the end of this month... this means artsy half ass photos.



please comment this post with rad songs for a playlist for my life. keep it from having too much to do with grease the production. i hear enough of that at rehearsal.